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1. - The old adage "Read between the lines" actually dates back to the time of hand written manuscripts when bored monks, probably ripped to the tits on home-brewed wine, would scribble naughty limericks and saucy words between the lines of their immaculately transcribed religious meanderings. In the morning when the guilt, and thunderous hangover, set in they  would further obscure their rebellious transgression amongst the foliage of, say, an illumination of the Christ child healing a poorly squirrel.

2. - The worlds largest beard belonged to one Arthur Queef from outer space. It was reported to be so vast that deep within the furls of his wiry face-pubes lay a veritable garden of eden replete with a topiary safari and working hairy fountain. As you wondered further towards Arthur's chin you would come across a children's adventure playground, six portcullises and a fully functional transport system made up of a fleet of whisker-crafted trams and tuk-tuks. Arthur planned to open his beard to the homeless, but due to an infestation of mongolian bong weasels Arthurs dreams where dashed and he committed suicide by holding a lighter up to his copious-countenance-quiff and instantly evaporated in a blinding, stinky, flash.

3. - Concentrated orange juice is really Count Dracula's pee-pee

4. - Following is a list of some of the more bizarre  collective names for certain groups of animals  (e.g. Lions = a pride of etc.)
- Porcupines = a complete bastard of
- Llamas = a mosh pit of
- Tuna = a fanny pack of
- Marmosets  = a dark council of
- Jellyfish = a brisk fisting of
- Crabs = a crotch full of
- Dinosaurs = a crystal goblet of

5. - After being crushed to death by a bloodthirsty horde of frothing ewoks the last king of pangea, Kevin Wong, went on to live a full and happy life with his only complaint being sharp twinge in his left buttock when the weather was muggy.

FLUMPY UPDATE:

Flump Vol.6 is well on its way to completion with the colours now being applied to brand new gAd wherein the furry blue ultra-bastard meets a charming bunch of street thugs. Lettering is now being applied to The Imperfect Prophet as I do battle with a final page of mightily complex inking for his latest instalment. A few shorts are also well under way and a new cover is also in the works as the last one proved to bring about bad luck in the form of a year long hiatus!

Much love and snuggly-wuggles

eLT x

P.S. New FLUMP site coming in the near future!
  • Listening to: Lobster thoughts
  • Reading: Lift me up, johnny!
  • Watching: Slow Death at the Office
  • Playing: Chine Sculptures
  • Eating: Frazzled Magicians
  • Drinking: Musket Flashes

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Lee Tatlock
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:iconjoltinjohnnylucas:
joltinjohnnylucas Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2016
thanks for the favoritism
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MisterSali Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2016   Traditional Artist
Dude any chance you could send me flump vol 3 and vol 4 pdf to complete my digital collection?! I need to read those two again before I can get to part 5!
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waxandoil Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016
10Q for the comment a month ago ;-)
I do not post or follow as much as i used to. Busy otherwise.
I will follow your tip on growing :-)
I see you are steady as a rock!!!
Keep it up.
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D3RX Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2016  Student
Hello Flump how r u?  I'd like to invite you to take part in this year's Creepy-Chibi Halloween Clowns Contest!  Many points to win and other cool prizes!  Don't miss out on the fun and Trick R Treating!  [WIP] Undertale - Sans Eye Animation Test - Icon 

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Bernardumaine Featured By Owner Edited Oct 4, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for the devwatch and fav :D
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SeveredHeadCheese Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2016   Artist
Received my thingy. It apparently fornicated itself in transit and two came out of the lovely embellished envelope! My cats licked up the afterbirth and other goo.
My wife has taken one of them and in her words you are "bat shit crazy". That's a compliment.
Love the gooey innards and other bits. Keep going at it I say.
May the skin of your ass never cover a banjo.
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FLUMPCOMIX Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Those miserable little monkeys in heat! Constantly spawning and frothing! They can't be left alone. Everytime I look there is more of them! Behind the fridge, In the vents, down the bog, In the neighbour lady................
I am however glad to hear that both you and your other half, not to mention your cat, have thoroughly chowed down on them and found thier rich and gritty flavours to be to your liking. (please note side effects of consuming the FLUMP can range from bloating and diarrhea to full blown genital meltdown and facial warping)
I'm really chuffed that you like them and I hope you continue to partake in the taboo practice of laying and playing with the FLUMP so that it doesn't look like a complete waste of time to my wife when I sit scribbling it, like a rabid, masturbating, chimp, in my dirty corner!
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R9A Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2016
Thank you for watching! :halfliquid:
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MisterSali Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016   Traditional Artist
Yoooo I've been busy lost in this weird illusitory reality, but I'm still alive! I just spend a tonne of time looking through your gallery man, I love all your new amazing weird as shit arts!
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FangRatPhotos Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday!:) (Smile) 
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dunwich7 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016   Digital Artist
Happy Birthday Have your cake and eat it too :D
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curtsibling Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Happy birthday!
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mvendredi13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
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Glamvampyre Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy B-day B-Movie Buddy !
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shaunC Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016   General Artist
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 happy DA B-day :3 
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doolhoofd Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016
Birthday cake by KmyGraphic  
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curtsibling Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
So, how does one get onto your exclusive watch-list, old boy?
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klung-cartoons Featured By Owner May 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cheers for the watch and warm hearted comments, You magnificent Bear Grylls/Christian Bale lovechild :D
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FLUMPCOMIX Featured By Owner May 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No probs! And what a combo you see in me! How on earth did they breed?!
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klung-cartoons Featured By Owner May 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love always finds a way.
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dunwich7 Featured By Owner May 11, 2016   Digital Artist
Cheers for faves and watch! And I actually thought I was watching you already, but seems I wasn't, but now I am. So there. :D
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drawuntilithurts Featured By Owner May 6, 2016
Thank you for the fav and for watching too!
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DarkGosp Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! :D
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FLUMPCOMIX Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No bother man, your stuff has a freshness lacking elsewhere on DA.
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NoodleWings Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave :)
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